How Santa Singh got His Job
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time . He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh Then goes thru his...
View ArticlePappu Pass Ho Gaya
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO ! “!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O ! ************ ***** TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the...
View ArticleNew sholay : Scene ( Viru ke rishtee ki baat )
Jay : Mausi, ladka ATOS mein kaam karta hai.. Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya?? Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal TCS me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai… Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2...
View ArticleEkdum Filmy love letter
When I am: Kareeb There is only: Khamoshi I want to speak: Dil Se That’s my kind of: Ishq I want this to be: Gupt As I always have: Darr That I will loose you: Sajani And that would be great: Sadma I...
View ArticleMunna & Sarkit Jokes & Some Shayari…
Gaalib ne apni GF ko Date par bulaya, Wo late aayi to yeh sher sunaya : Falak se sitaron ki baraat ja rahi hai, Dusri ka time ho gaya tu a baa rahi hai… Munna bhai sarkit se : yaar sarkit mujhe...
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ROBERT JOKES
Raabert : Baas, iss aadmi ne hamaare saath gaddaree kee hai.. Ajeet : Iss kuththe ki ek haath mein titan ki ghadi aur doosre haath mein hmt ki ghadi pehnaado. Raabert : Lekin baas, yeh to gaddaar hai....
View ArticleAur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai…
if people say ur crazy Be Patient. Ur Monkey, Be Relax. Ur stubid, Be coo. But if TheySay U R Smart,( Thapar Lagana Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai…..
View ArticleSindhi Jokes
Taxi driver to Sindhi passenger : ”Sir, taxi ke brakes fail ho gaye hain Kya karoon.?” Sindhi passenger : ”Bhenya Charya, pehle meter band kar”.
View ArticleNahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai…
Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi jee nahi lagta hai kahin Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??” “Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”
View ArticleHindi Jokes & SMS
Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho, Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye, Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai, Kyunki aap khate bahut ho…!! ………… ……… ……… ……… ….. Apki ‘smile’ ne saara...
View ArticleSanta & Banta Jokes
Santa : Yaar Banta ! Tujhe Pata Hai, Kal Raat Mere Saath Kya Hua ? Kal Jab Raat Ko Main Akela Sunsaan Raste Se Ghar Ja Raha Tha, To Do Aadmiyo Ne Chaaku Dikha Ke Mujhe Loot Liya. Pehle To Unhone Mujhe...
View ArticleHindi Jokes and SMS 4U
Chintu Apne Dost Ko Apna Dukhda Suna Raha Tha- “Meri Bivi Pinki Ne Hamare Naye Makaan Me Apni Pasand Ka Rang Karayaa, Naya Furniture Kharida, Naye Palang, Nai Mej, Nai Kursiyaa, Naye Parde Lagaye… Aur...
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SMS Jokes from MunnaBhai – II
PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai....
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Bollywood Dialogues!
Dharmendar: ” Kutte! Kamine ! Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaonga” Lalita Pawar: ” Chudeil! Kide pade tere …..” Prem Chopda:” In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai” Typical farmer ka...
View ArticlePower failure?
If power supply fails in US, people check power office. If power supply fails in JAPAN, people check fuse. If power supply fails in INDIA, people check neighbour’s house… sab ki gai hai na? to thik hein!
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Hasana Mana Hai !!!
Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ? Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai…. Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai? Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun...
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